The Zombie Tarot. An Oracle of the Undead with Deck and Instructions

In the event of a zombie attack: Get to a secure location, open this box, and consult The Zombie Tarot. This fully functional 78-card tarot deck offers valuable advice on life, love, family, friendship, automatic firearms, premature burials, cannibalistic children, and more. In this zombified parallel universe, wands become limbs, pentacles are biohazard symbols, and the Major Arcana is full of shambling corpses. Along with the deck, readers will receive instructions in a 96-page full-color book for how to interpret all 78 cards, and helpful tips on giving a reading.